Skewl is Kewl!: Love at First Sight

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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Love at First Sight

Our eyes met from across the room. There was an instant connection and I knew he was the boy I was going to marry.

I don’t believe in love at first sight. There are fairytales of finding true devotion, and stories of princes fighting dragons in order to take a woman’s hand in marriage. Well, I don’t buy it, and I think that if everyone tried to find the perfect person, then we would eventually die off. Why? Because there isn’t just one individual for anyone. In Romeo and Juliet, two star-crossed lovers commit suicide because the other was already dead. What the reader fails to remember nine times out of ten is that Romeo had already been in love- with Rosaline. He had believed that his life was over because she no longer loved him back, and now, apparently, there is another girl. To me, it doesn’t seem plausible that he could change his mind so quickly, and this also proves that there isn’t just one person who is right for you.