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Wednesday, January 4, 2012

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  1. Lovesick Idiot Drones On for Another Page.
  2. Quarrel between Montagues and Capulets continues. No End Insight. 
  3. Shakespeare irritates Alaskans.
  4. "Roses are red, violets are blue, hey Rosaline, I really love you!" Was that so hard?
  5. Verona Rhyming Trend Ends, Romeo's Heartbroken.
  6. Bachelor on the Prowl, Call this Number for a Good Time!

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