Well, it used to be...School is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny. I don't know how, it just is.
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Tuesday, December 6, 2011
John/Shoes: sentence combining
John, who's hero is John Wayne, loves to wear hats, owns a hat, and his girlfriend likes seeing him in cowboy hats.
I love the weight of my Nike shoes because they have air soles; they were made for tennis.
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