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Monday, January 9, 2012

What's Up, Verona?!

A fight again disturbed the usually peaceful streets of Verona when Mercutio, Sampson, Balthazar, and Gregory were spotted by several bystanders trading insults. After the duel began, the Prince intervened and said this was the last confrontation- on pain of death. A threat from royalty, everyone cross your fingers that the rivalry might be coming to a close. Let’s see what our witnesses have to say:

“This was worse than the last time! They knocked over my fruit stands and destroyed the produce! The fighting needs to end.” –Sarah Pace, owner of the market.

“Well dear me, they were running, screaming, and yelling obscene things, there were children around! They acted more like little boys then grown men.” –Sammy D., mother of three.

          “The rotten scum, they should be hung for the raucous they caused…what has our society come to?” –Albert, anonymous.

1 comment:

  1. In your second interview use they're instead of there.

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